Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on October 13, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Matt Jordan! From your legendary debut with the Dallas Burn back in 1998 to those gravity-defying saves that left strikers scratching their heads until 2002—you've always been a keeper worth celebrating. Rumor has it forwards still wake up at night haunted by memories of your epic dives and fearless blocks.

Here's hoping this birthday is as spectacular as one of your iconic penalty stops—full stretch, perfectly timed, and celebrated wildly by fans everywhere. May you continue catching life's best moments effortlessly (and without gloves). Cheers to another year filled with laughter, joy, and fewer yellow cards!