Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on October 30, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Matt Kassel! From kicking off your MLS career with the New York Red Bulls in 2011 to dominating midfield battles, you've always known how to keep fans on their toes. Your moves on the field were smoother than birthday cake frosting and more memorable than a last-minute winning goal.

Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as that unforgettable debut season did. May your celebrations today be filled with laughter, good friends, and fewer yellow cards—because let's face it, you're already legendary enough without them! Cheers to another fantastic year ahead; keep scoring big in life!