Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on March 23, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Matt Koff! How does one even begin to honor the comedic genius of someone who's penned jokes for Jon Stewart, mocked humanity's absurdity on Tosh.0, and somehow survived writing relationship zingers for The Newlywed Game? Frankly, your résumé itself sounds like a setup to one of your razor-sharp punchlines.

Yet beyond these career highlights lies the genuine miracle: you've toured with John Oliver and Mike Lawrence and still managed not to become unbearably British or cynically sarcastic—at least not completely. Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary (and amusingly awkward) as an Onion News Network breaking news segment!