Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on June 25, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Matt Schaub! Here's to the quarterback who once threw footballs farther than most of us can throw shade. Remember 2009? You led the NFL in passing yards and earned your first Pro Bowl selection—proving that everything really is bigger (and better) in Texas.

From Atlanta Falcon beginnings to Houston Texans stardom, you've shown resilience and talent through every snap. While some quarterbacks age like milk, you aged like fine wine—smooth under pressure with a vintage arm we won't soon forget. Cheers to another year of touchdowns, laughter, and reminding everyone you're still MVP material off-field too!