Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on March 25, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Matthew Barney! May your day be as delightfully surreal and visually captivating as your groundbreaking "Cremaster Cycle." Your unique vision has challenged our imaginations, leaving us both amazed and slightly confused—in the best possible way. Here's hoping this year brings you even more artistic triumphs (and fewer puzzled critics).

From pushing boundaries with daring installations to mesmerizing audiences worldwide, you've consistently redefined contemporary art. Keep inspiring us all by turning everyday objects into extraordinary masterpieces—just maybe avoid using too much petroleum jelly at the birthday party; candles can get tricky!

Cheers to another creatively brilliant year ahead!