55 years old (Born on July 02, 1969)
Happy Birthday, Matthew Bevan Cox! Your legendary talent for creative financing has certainly earned you a special place in history. Who else could turn mortgage paperwork into thrilling adventures across the southern states? Truly, your knack for storytelling and persuasion is unmatched—though perhaps next time stick to fiction novels instead of loan applications.On this birthday, let's celebrate your most recent success: becoming an unforgettable cautionary tale in financial circles everywhere. You've taught us all valuable lessons about mortgages—mainly that honesty really is the best policy. Here's hoping this year brings fewer courtrooms and more cake-filled celebrations!
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