Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on February 12, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Matthew Crosby! Another year older and still Perrier-nominated—proof that comedy ages like fine wine (or at least a decent cheese). From your hilarious antics with Pappy's to keeping us laughing on Answer Me This!, you've consistently delivered comedic gold. Your wit remains sharper than ever—even if the candles on your cake now require their own fire safety briefing.

Here's wishing you another fantastic trip around the sun filled with laughter, podcast brilliance, and fewer awkward audience interactions—or perhaps more; they're great material after all. Keep making us chuckle until our sides hurt—we wouldn't have it any other way!