Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on October 12, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Matthew! From chasing cybercriminals to tackling high-profile immigration cases, you've always been the superhero attorney we never knew we needed. Who else could make prosecuting hackers look as effortless as ordering coffee? Your legendary courtroom victories have set standards higher than your caffeine intake during trial prep.

And let's not forget—your leadership at Yarbrough Law Group and groundbreaking work with the DOJ's Cybercrimes Task Force has made you a legal rockstar (minus the guitar solos). Here's wishing you another year filled with success, laughter, and fewer late-night hacker hunts. Keep making justice cool again—we're counting on it!