Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on March 20, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Mattia Destro! From your dazzling goals at Siena to the unforgettable moments you gave Roma fans since joining in 2012, you've always known how to strike—both on and off the pitch. Your knack for finding the net made defenders tremble and goalkeepers reconsider their career choices!

And let's not forget when Italy called upon you in 2012; clearly they knew talent when they saw it. May this birthday bring as much joy as your celebrations after scoring a winning goal—and may cake calories never catch up with someone who outruns defenders so effortlessly! Cheers, legend!