Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on March 23, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Maurice Jones-Drew! Here's to the man who sprinted his way into NFL history with gravity-defying jukes and runs so impressive, defenders are still catching their breath. Your legendary 2011 NFL rushing leader title proved once and for all that good things truly come in compact yet unstoppable packages.

Three Pro Bowls in your first six seasons—that's not just talent, that's superhero stuff disguised as Jaguars teal! May you glide through another year ahead like it's an open field against weary linebackers. Enjoy the celebrations today; you've earned it after leaving so many defenders tied up in knots throughout your incredible career.