Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on August 24, 1988)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Maya Yoshida—the man who defends goals like he's protecting his lunch money! Ever since you joined Southampton in 2012, you've been tackling opposition forwards with grace and style—well, mostly grit—but always keeping your cool. Your countless headers (and hairstyles!) have become as timeless on the pitch as they are iconic.

Since becoming part of Japan’s squad back in 2010, you've made defending look easy enough that we're beginning to suspect black magic or ninja training involved. Wishing a birthday filled with laughter…and perhaps another match-winning header moment we'll never forget! Cheers, legend!