Let's make this birthday one to remember.

29 years old (Born on December 09, 1995)

Happy birthday, Mckayla Maroney! May your day be filled with more joy than your iconic vault at the 2012 London Olympics—because let's face it, gravity still hasn't recovered from that jaw-dropping Amanar. Your legendary performance helped Team USA clinch gold and left us all flipping out in awe.

Even though your "not impressed" meme became internet gold, we remain thoroughly impressed by you every year. Here's hoping this birthday vaults you into another fantastic chapter filled with happiness, success, and fewer unimpressed faces (though honestly, yours was priceless). Keep soaring high—you're forever a perfect ten in our hearts!