Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on August 02, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Meghan Klingenberg! From dominating the pitch at UNC—earning All-ACC honors three times and an All-American nod your senior year—to dazzling fans professionally with magicJack, Boston Breakers, and Tyreso FF, you've always kicked it up a notch. Clearly, defenders everywhere still have nightmares about your moves!

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your soccer career. May you celebrate with fewer yellow cards than candles on the cake—and remember: age is just a number; greatness (and hilarious goal celebrations) lasts forever. Keep kicking goals and cracking jokes—we're cheering for you today and always!