Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on February 02, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Melvin Mora! You always knew how to hit it out of the park—both literally and figuratively. Who could forget that incredible 2004 season? Batting .340 with 27 home runs, driving in a whopping 104 RBIs, plus cruising your way effortlessly onto base at a league-leading .419 clip—it was like you turned the diamond into your personal playground!

But here's what’s even better: despite those amazing stats, you've managed something even rarer—you still consistently stay atop everyone's "Funniest Names for Baseball Players" lists year after year. Hope your birthday celebrations are just as spectacularly entertaining as your legendary performances on-field!