Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on February 13, 1994)

Happy Birthday, Memphis Depay! The man whose shots from distance are so legendary, goalkeepers now check their insurance policies before kickoff. Ever since your dazzling debut with PSV in 2011, you've been terrorizing nets and thrilling fans—proving that the only thing longer than your range is the list of defenders left scratching their heads.

From lighting up stadiums for club and country to becoming a key figure for the Netherlands national team since 2013, you've consistently shown us how football can be both artful and explosive. Here's hoping this year brings even more jaw-dropping goals—and fewer traumatized keepers!