70 years old (Born on February 10, 1955)
Happy Birthday, Michael! From commanding Special Forces units in Panama and Korea to coordinating counter-terrorism efforts at the State Department, you've certainly proven that birthdays aren't your only special operations. Your career has been so impressive; even Chuck Norris takes notes!Whether you're strategizing global security or just blowing out candles on a cake (which we assume you do with military precision), your dedication inspires us all. May this birthday mission be filled with laughter, joy—and absolutely zero surprise drills.
Here's wishing you another year of success that's as legendary as your past adventures—minus any parachute jumps into party venues!