42 years old (Born on December 27, 1982)
Happy Birthday, Michael Bourn! Hope your celebrations are as swift and smooth as those lightning-fast steals you pulled off when dominating the National League from 2009 to 2011. Rumor has it that candles on your cake don't even see you coming—you're just too quick!May this year bring you joy faster than rounding second base, and happiness more consistent than your impressive three-season stolen-base streak. Keep sprinting through life with style; after all, age is just a number—and we know numbers never slowed down Michael Bourn.
Enjoy every moment today—you've certainly earned it by always staying ahead!