Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on July 31, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Michael Bradley! You're the midfield maestro who swapped pasta in Rome for poutine in Toronto and never looked back. Since joining Toronto FC in 2014, you've been orchestrating plays smoother than maple syrup on pancakes—leading your team to MLS Cup glory and becoming a Canadian soccer legend (even if you're still proudly American).

From debuting with Team USA way back in 2006 to captaining countless battles on the pitch, you've shown more stamina than fans trying to pronounce "BMO Field." Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer yellow cards and more cake slices. Cheers, Captain America!