Let's make this birthday one to remember.

77 years old (Born on March 16, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Michael Bruce! Another year older and still shredding guitar riffs that make Alice Cooper himself jealous. From your legendary days with the Billion Dollar Babies to rocking stages worldwide, you've proven age is just a number—though we suspect you might have made some secret deal for eternal rockstar youth.

Your timeless talent continues inspiring generations of musicians who dream of matching those iconic solos. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much excitement as your electrifying performances—and fewer bats than an average Alice Cooper show! Keep on rocking; after all these years, you're still our favorite billion-dollar guitarist.