Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on September 29, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Carbs! Another year older and still batting strong—just like your legendary innings for Hampshire since joining in 2006. From those powerful drives to the boundary at lightning speed, you've always made cricket look easy (and bowlers frustrated!). Your time with Kent was just a warm-up; clearly Hampshire got the best deal!

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as all those memorable centuries and match-winning knocks you've given us over the years. Keep swinging hard, laughing loud, and remember: age is merely another run on life's scoreboard—and you're definitely not out yet!