Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on November 10, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Michael Choice! Your bat speed is so legendary that pitchers still wake up in cold sweats remembering your MLB debut with the Oakland Athletics back in 2013. Rumor has it baseballs are still orbiting Earth after you sent them flying into space!

Here's to another year of powerful swings and epic home runs. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as opposing teams felt relief when you finally stepped out of the batter's box. Keep swinging for the fences—you're not just aging gracefully; you're aging powerfully! Have an amazing day, slugger!