Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on October 13, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Michael Clayton! Like your lightning-fast moves as a first-round pick—15th overall superstar on the field—you continue to dazzle us off it. You tackled challenges gracefully and caught opportunities better than opposing cornerbacks; it's safe to say you're still making highlight reels in life.

Here's hoping this year brings even more incredible catches, memorable touchdowns, and victorious dances like those epic game moments we all loved witnessing. May you celebrate today knowing you remain undefeated where it truly counts—aging with style and humor!

Cheers to another season of greatness…and remembering that birthdays are easier than training camp two-a-days!