Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on December 08, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Michael Coulthard! From electrifying commentary tables to iconic catchphrases on WWF SmackDown, you've narrated wrestling history with unmatched enthusiasm. Your voice has become synonymous with thrilling matches and unforgettable moments—making even the most chaotic brawls seem like poetry in motion.

Whether it's your legendary calls during championship bouts or your hilarious banter ringside, you’ve kept fans entertained for decades. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much excitement as a Friday night SmackDown main event—and fewer surprise chair shots!

Keep calling it loud and proud; you're truly the undisputed champion of wrestling commentary. Have an awesome birthday!