Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on January 22, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Michael Cristofer! May your day be filled with more magic than "The Witches of Eastwick" and fewer complications than the characters in "Bonfire of the Vanities." Your screenplays have given us unforgettable moments—reminding everyone that life is best enjoyed when sprinkled generously with wit, charm, and a dash of mischief.

And let's not forget your directorial flair showcased brilliantly in "Original Sin," proving once again you know exactly how to keep audiences intrigued. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much excitement (but far less drama) as you've masterfully created on-screen over the years. Cheers to another year full of cinematic brilliance!