Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on November 08, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Michael D. Brown! Here's hoping your special day unfolds with far more speed and efficiency than certain past hurricane responses. After all these years, you've certainly mastered the art of weathering storms—both literal and figurative.

While some may remember you for that infamous Katrina moment back in 2005, let's not overlook your resilience since then. You've shown us all how to gracefully exit stage left when things get stormy—a skill many politicians could learn from today!

Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, good company—and absolutely no emergency management required! Cheers to smoother sailing ahead!