Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on December 19, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Michael "The Silent Assassin" Dallas Jr.! You're the only guy we know who can throw punches faster than most people blow out birthday candles. Your undefeated streak of 18 straight wins had opponents wishing they'd stayed home—until Josésito López finally cracked the code. But hey, even assassins need a day off!

Here's to celebrating your lightning-fast moves in the ring and your quiet but deadly style that earned you respect in every fight. May this year bring you more victories, fewer bruises, and plenty of cake—because even silent assassins deserve a sweet knockout on their birthday!