Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on August 25, 1968)

Happy birthday, Spider One! Hope today rocks harder than when worlds collided—without the mess of planetary destruction. As the mastermind behind Powerman 5000 and creator of anthems that made heads bang everywhere, your talent remains unstoppable.

Wishing you another stellar year ahead filled with electrifying performances, epic crowds screaming along to every lyric (and maybe fewer stage dives gone wrong!). No matter how chaotic things get around here on earth or beyond this galaxy—we'll always look forward to celebrating another trip orbiting past greatness like yours. Keep defying gravity; here's hoping your adventures continue far beyond ordinary milestones!