Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on October 23, 1958)

Happy Birthday to the brilliant Michael Eric Dyson! Another year wiser, yet still effortlessly dropping knowledge bombs that leave us both enlightened and entertained. Your recent successes—whether captivating audiences with your insightful commentary or inspiring students at UPenn—prove you're aging like fine wine: sophisticated, impactful, and always in demand.

From eloquently dissecting complex social issues on national platforms to publishing thought-provoking works that challenge minds everywhere, you've truly mastered the art of making academia cool. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as your words bring clarity—and perhaps a little downtime between changing lives. Cheers!