58 years old (Born on March 14, 1967)
Happy Birthday, Michael! When most of us say we've spent "maybe too much time at work," you truly take it literally. With over 380 days in orbit—now that's a dedicated commute! NASA should definitely throw in an extra frequent-flyer bonus for your birthday.Thanks for setting such stellar standards and inspiring everyone back on Earth to aim higher (literally). Your incredible commitment keeps proving that gravity may hold some people down—but clearly not you. Have a fantastic day filled with laughter, joy, and tasty cake—best enjoyed without floating crumbs this year!
Wishing you another out-of-this-world birthday celebration!