Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on May 02, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Michael Gspurning! May your reflexes stay sharper than ever and may you always dive into celebrations with the same enthusiasm as when you first joined Seattle Sounders FC back in 2012. Your saves were legendary—rumor has it that strikers still wake up at night haunted by memories of your gloves!

From seven stellar years guarding goals across Austria to becoming a fan favorite stateside, you've proven you're not just great between the posts but also timelessly awesome off-field. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer penalty kicks and more cake slices—because even goalkeepers deserve sweet victories!