Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on March 23, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Michael Haneke! May your celebrations be as suspenseful and intriguing as *Caché*, yet far less unsettling. Your films have taught us to question everything—from the quiet menace behind closed doors in *Funny Games* to the haunting beauty of *The White Ribbon*. Here's hoping your birthday cake doesn't come with hidden cameras or mysterious videotapes!

Your visionary storytelling continues inspiring audiences worldwide, proving that cinema can challenge minds while captivating hearts. As you celebrate another year of cinematic brilliance, may life offer fewer ambiguous endings—but just enough mystery to keep things interesting. Cheers to many more masterpieces ahead!