Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on October 29, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Michael Hooper! To the fearless openside flanker who tackles opponents like they're birthday cakes—swiftly and without mercy. Ever since you swapped Brumbies' colors for Waratahs blue in 2013, you've been racking up highlights faster than your tackle count. Your relentless energy on the pitch makes us wonder if you're secretly powered by cake frosting.

From captaining Australia with grit and determination to becoming one of rugby's most respected flankers worldwide, your career is filled with unforgettable moments. May this year bring even more success—and fewer bruises! Keep charging forward; age is just another opponent you'll easily sidestep!