Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on September 17, 1946)

Happy birthday to the legendary Michael Hossack, whose beats have kept us grooving and air-drumming shamelessly for decades! From your iconic rhythms on "Jesus Is Just Alright" that made even non-believers nod along, to making sure we all stopped talking just long enough to actually "Listen to the Music," you've truly set a timeless tempo.

Your drumming has been so smooth and steady over the years—rumor has it metronomes secretly envy you. Thanks for keeping our feet tapping, heads bobbing, and steering wheels doubling as drum kits everywhere. Here's wishing you another year filled with rhythm—and fewer speeding tickets from enthusiastic fans jamming out behind their dashboards!