Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on January 31, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Fat Mike! Another year older, wiser, and still punk-rocking harder than ever. From your legendary bass riffs and unforgettable vocals with NOFX to your hilarious covers with Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, you've proven that punk rock ages like fine wine—loudly and rebelliously.

Your legacy as founder of Fat Wreck Chords continues to inspire countless bands worldwide. Whether you're stirring up mosh pits or cracking jokes on stage, you remind us all that life's too short not to laugh loudly and live boldly. Here's hoping this birthday is as epic as your career—cheers!