Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on April 25, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Michael Lohan! May your day be filled with fewer court appearances and more genuine laughter. After all, balancing fame as Lindsay's dad along with occasional run-ins has made you unofficially famous— that's kind of an achievement (well, sort of).

In all seriousness though, here's hoping this year's biggest success comes from quieter headlines—or at least the good kind! Let's toast to second chances, a bit more family time away from TMZ's cameras, and plenty of cake because it's probably safer than candles for someone accustomed to staying under the radar. Wishing you humor—and restraint in abundance!