Let's make this birthday one to remember.

66 years old (Born on May 30, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Michael Lopez! You've orbited Earth more times than most of us have circled the grocery store parking lot looking for a spot. Your 215-day spaceflight in 2007 didn't just set an American record—it also proved that even astronauts can't escape doing chores and floating around trying to find their socks.

Here's wishing you another stellar year filled with adventures as exciting as your time aboard the International Space Station. May gravity always be kind, may your birthday cake stay firmly on its plate this year—and remember: age is relative...especially when you've traveled at orbital speeds!