Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on September 25, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Michael Madsen! Whether you're slicing ears in "Reservoir Dogs" or delivering unforgettable lines with that signature gravelly voice, you've always known how to steal the scene. Your portrayal of Mr. Blonde remains iconic—proving once and for all that dancing can indeed be terrifying.

From gritty roles in Tarantino classics to your recent projects showcasing versatility and charisma, you continue captivating audiences worldwide. Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as your filmography—and remember: if someone hands you a razor blade today... maybe just stick with cake instead? Cheers to another year of cinematic brilliance!