Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on June 17, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Michael Monroe! You're still rocking harder than ever—proving that age is just a number and hairspray never goes out of style. From your legendary days fronting Hanoi Rocks to electrifying solo performances, you've shown the world how glam rock should be done: loud guitars, wild hairdos, and enough attitude to power Helsinki.

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic stage dives (careful now!), unforgettable riffs, and endless applause. May your eyeliner stay sharp and your leather pants forever tight—you truly are Finland's timeless king of rock 'n' roll swagger. Keep shining bright; we salute you!