Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on April 23, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Michael Moore! May your day be filled with more surprises than a politician caught off guard in one of your documentaries. From "Roger & Me" to the groundbreaking "Fahrenheit 9/11," you've always managed to stir up conversations—and occasionally trouble—with wit and fearless curiosity.

Your recent projects continue proving that age hasn't mellowed you; you're still shaking things up like popcorn kernels at a premiere screening. Here's hoping this year brings even bigger scoops, sharper satire, and fewer awkward run-ins with security guards who recognize you from their boss's blacklist!

Cheers to another revolutionary trip around the sun!