69 years old (Born on December 16, 1955)
Happy Birthday, Michael Mumford! Celebrating the man who swam his way into Olympic history—finishing 16th in swimming at the '84 Games. Sure, you might have ended up 24th overall—but hey, that's still ahead of billions who've never even tried modern pentathlon!Your legendary performance remains timeless; after all these years we’re convinced your swim trunks deserve their own exhibit. May this birthday bring laughter and joy as enduring as your athletic legacy—and remember: age is just a number...though admittedly easier to handle than fencing or horse riding ever was.
Cheers to another year of greatness (and fewer hurdles)!