41 years old (Born on January 24, 1984)
Happy Birthday, Michael Parkhurst! You're the only defender we know who can gracefully tackle opponents and jet-set from Denmark to Germany to Columbus without losing your cool. Ever since you joined Columbus Crew in 2014, you've been making strikers question their career choices—your defensive skills are sharper than a referee's whistle!From debuting with the US national team back in 2007 to captaining teams across continents, you've proven that age is just a number (though we're not counting!). May your birthday be filled with fewer yellow cards and more cake slices. Keep defending like it's nobody’s business—because clearly it isn't theirs; it's yours!