Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on March 05, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Michael Payton! You might have won the Walter Payton Award back in 1992 as Marshall University's star quarterback, but let's face it—your greatest achievement is still convincing everyone you're not secretly related to Walter himself. Seriously though, your legendary passes and clutch plays are timeless reminders of football greatness.

Here's hoping your birthday celebration has fewer tackles than your college days and more cake slices than touchdown throws. May you continue scoring big in life just like you did on the field—effortlessly and with style. Cheers to another year of being a champion both on and off the gridiron!