Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on March 23, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Michael Powell! May your special day be free of any wardrobe malfunctions and filled with laughter that's strictly FCC-approved. Your decisive handling of the infamous Super Bowl halftime incident remains legendary—proving once again that you're always ready to tackle life's unexpected moments head-on.

Here's hoping this year brings you plenty more successes (and fewer indecency complaints). Whether it's cracking down on broadcast bloopers or championing clear communication, you've shown us all how to keep things classy—and fully clothed. Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun; may it be as memorable as your most famous rulings!