83 years old (Born on June 09, 1941)
Happy Birthday, Michael! At this point, crossing the English Channel over thirty times isn't just astonishing—it's suspiciously aquatic. We're starting to think you're secretly part dolphin or have a private arrangement with Poseidon himself. Speaking of endurance records, you've certainly lapped us mere mortals in staying forever young and adventurous!Congratulations on your incredible achievements—from being inducted into the International Marathon Swimming Hall of Fame to receiving honors like the distinguished Wheeler Memorial Award—you've truly mastered marathons beyond dry land! May you continue diving fearlessly past milestones (and jellyfish) as gracefully as ever. Here's hoping your cake tastes sweeter than channel seawater today!