Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on October 05, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Michael! Another year tackles you head-on, but you're still standing strong—just like all those defensive ends who learned the hard way not to cross your path. Nobody defended quarterbacks or pancakes better—earning that epic third All-Pro selection back in 2011 and forever cementing your status as a Tennessee Titans legend.

Time moves on, yet legends never fade; here's hoping this birthday brings more triumphs off-field equal to those golden gridiron memories you've crafted through sheer skill and determination. May today be filled with laughter louder than stadium crowds—and indulgence greater than post-game victory feasts! Cheers, big man!