Let's make this birthday one to remember.

29 years old (Born on May 01, 1996)

Happy Birthday, Michael Seaton! Ever since you burst onto the MLS scene with D.C. United back in 2013, you've been sprinting faster than most of us can say "goal!" Your Jamaican flair and unstoppable energy on the pitch have always kept defenders guessing—and fans cheering.

From your early days dazzling crowds at RFK Stadium to making waves internationally, you've shown that age is just a number—though goals scored are definitely numbers worth counting! Here's hoping this year brings even more spectacular strikes and memorable celebrations. Keep kicking it forward (literally), Michael; you're truly one goal-den guy!