Let's make this birthday one to remember.

66 years old (Born on January 29, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Michael Sloane! May your day be as majestic as "The Majestic" itself—filled with plot twists, memorable dialogue, and perhaps fewer rewrites. Your storytelling has given us timeless moments on screen; here's hoping your birthday cake is just as sweet and satisfying.

From crafting heartfelt narratives to captivating audiences worldwide, you've proven that the pen truly is mightier than the sword—or at least mightier than a stubborn film critic. Keep inspiring us with your creativity and wit. Here's to another year of cinematic brilliance—and may all your future scripts get greenlit faster than candles on cake!