Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on March 08, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Michael Thomas! From your first kick with Sporting Kansas City back in 2012 to dominating midfield battles ever since, you've shown us all how it's done. Your moves on the pitch are smoother than birthday cake frosting and more memorable than grandma's dance at a wedding.

Here's hoping this year brings you as many victories as tackles won and assists delivered. May your celebrations be epic—just like that unforgettable goal or perfectly timed pass we've come to expect from you. Keep making soccer look easy; age is just another defender you'll effortlessly dribble past! Cheers, champ!