Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on April 07, 1983)

Happy birthday, Michael Tonge! The midfield maestro who gracefully made the leap from Sheffield United after seven loyal years—only to join rivals Leeds in 2013 and prove once again that Yorkshire truly has room for double devotion. Your inkling towards switching sides showed incredible bravery; not everyone can embrace two rival fanbases with a swagger as smooth as your passes!

Thanks for all those electrifying performances at Bramall Lane—and later Elland Road—that kept defenders guessing and fans applauding (even when they pretended otherwise!). May you keep celebrating birthdays like you bossed midfields: timelessly energetic, agelessly talented, yet never taking yourself too seriously. Cheers legend!