Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on November 30, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Michael Xavier! Another year older and still the reigning king of famewhoring—your unmatched talent for photobombing celebrities and strategically timed selfies has truly set a new standard. Who else could turn an accidental stumble into viral gold? Your recent escapades have us convinced you're secretly teaching masterclasses in attention-grabbing.

But seriously, your ability to laugh at yourself while navigating life's spotlight (even if it's mostly self-created) is genuinely admirable. Here's hoping this birthday brings you even more hilarious adventures, unforgettable moments—and perhaps another iconic meme-worthy incident we can all enjoy. Keep shining bright; the internet needs you!